Yup, that’s right. Wednesday Addams is with Edward Cullen now. Oh I mean, Christina Ricci and Robert Pattinson teams up for the movie “Bel Ami” along with Uma Thurman. Now I don’t know what the movie is about, but I do hope that our former teen star would strip down and go nasty and kinky in there. But that better be not a horror or vampire movie, because I’m dead tired of those kind of crap.

I like Christina better in movies where there are nude and sex scenes. Yeah, like her role in Black Snake Moan where she played a young nymphomaniac. Boy, did she deliver in that movie; it made me believe she’s really a nympho in real life. And how she flaunted her hot nubile body in that flick was amazingly arousing. I’m definitely looking forward for more Christina Ricci nudes. More, please?

Jessica Simpson must be pretty devastated to find out that just after five months since Tomy Romo dumped her, the Dallas quarterback is now already engaged to his girlfriend, former Miss Missouri Candice Crawford. Aside from taking revenge in eating all the food in her fridge, Jessica also resorted to singing her pain away, with a Pumpkin. A Smashing Pumpkin, that is. Jessica Simpson recently tweeted pics of her recording in a studio with Billy Corgan, and even said of Billy via her Twitter, “He braids my prayers.“

So this all means one thing, Jessica’s brokenhearted upon hearing of her ex’s engagement, that’s why she took refuge in Billy Corgan’s music. Or cock. Whichever Jessica needs. Of course, after eating her way out of depression, she needed an exercise to keep her weight down. And only Billy Corgan’s cock is up and ready for her, so she settled for it. And so they made beautiful music together.

Anyway, if you want more of our former teen celebrity, visit this place here!

Watch out. Britney Spears might dye her hair black again. And then shave it in public. Well, I said that because reports came out that the former teen pop star’s new boyfriend and agent Jason Trawick was caught getting busy with another chick that’s not Britney.

Of course, we remember what happened to Britney a few years ago. She started with her hair and fucked it up, then began to spread her pussy in various events, and ended up getting as fat as Mariah Carey. In short, she went crazy. Or to put it in a nice way, she had a nervous breakdown. All because her ex-husband Kevin Federline cheated on her and eventually left her.

Could all of those happen again? Most likely, yes. Though Britney’s sober now from all the shocking scandals she did a few years ago, including a blowjob tape, we should know better that the pop star’s mind isn’t exactly stable. So we better hope that the rumors of infidelity of her boyfriend isn’t true. Or hope it is true, if you want more Britney Spears mayhem this year!

Lindsay Lohan was spotted trying on a black bikini in a Louis Vitton store in St. Barths, and I, too, am shocked to admit that La Lohan is looking hot and not stoned at all. She might have put on a few pounds, and it suited her body frame. (Awesome boobs, by the way.)

Anyway, Lindsay shares her New Year’s Resolution through her Twitter. “2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!?),” the 23-year-old actress tweeted. “To answer everybody’s question … My new years resolution is to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try to constantly tear me down. Everyone get ready for more (but positive-LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!)”.

Lohan mayhem, huh? Will that be as crazy as her previous ones?  Well, we can’t wait!

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I’m just guessing here, but I think Heroes star Hayden Panettiere’s obsession with much older men roots down to her unresolved daddy issues. That, or she’s really a 30 year-old lady trapped in a little girl’s body.

Okay seriously. We get it. Hayden likes older men. And she once again proved that when she was seen celebrating the New Year flirting and canoodling with Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko. I don’t know how old that man really is, but he sure looks old and tough enough for us not to mess with him. He looks like he can turn me into dust so I’d rather stay away.

Anyway, they were spotted hanging out in Miami. And Hayden looked hot in a pink bikini, showing off her nubile body to her new boyfriend and to the paparazzis snapping a few shots. And she just knows how to flaunt her goodies. Will you look at that ass.

Looking for more Hayden bikini pics? Drop by here!

Ali Lohan is looking extremely hot! Yeah, you can say that she’s looking too hot for her fresh age of 16. She was spotted spending the first days of the new year with her sister Lindsay Lohan in St. Barths, in a sexy black bikini top.

I don’t know but there’s something about Ali that creeps me out a bit, and it’s not because I know she’s just 16. I can fantasize about her all night long, and that’s not a crime right? Well, anyway, she’s a bit off to me. The closest reason I can get is because she’s Lindsay Lohan’s sister, and we all know how scary Lindsay sometimes is.

Though we don’t want her to screw up like her sister, we also hope at the same time that she does something vulgar once in a while, hopefully when she turns 18. But not date a lesbian. A leaked nude pic scandal will do. Or better yet, a sextape. Yeah, like her sister’s. Cool.

It’s hard to pick which one’s best, so I came up with four of the most scandalous teen celebrities this 2009:

Lindsay Lohan – Well, despite her not having any projects, she still makes it to the headlines with her crazy antics and obsession with Samantha Ronson. Her numerous scandalous paparazzi pics, drunk tweets, desperate and pathetic pleas to Sam, and her trysts with different men got her a spot here.

Miley Cyrus – Well, she just can’t wait to grow up and fulfill her porn star ambition. Miley shocked us with her racy photos and stripper-like outfits and moves in her music videos and live performances. And recently, she was spotted in a hot pink bikini with a tattoo under her tits. I sometimes forget she’s only 17!

Vanessa Hudgens – This Disney star just never learns! This year another bunch of photos of her self-shooting naked got leaked in the internet which created a big fuzz in the industry. After admitting the photos were legitimate, her lawyers threatened to sue anyone who posts those pics again! Oops.

Rihanna - Perhaps the biggest newsmaker this year was Rihanna. 2009 has been shitty to this celebrity, all thanks to Chris Brown’s fist. Headlines were filled with her beaten-up face, and the fiasco caused major turmoil in her career. And it wasn’t the end of it. Soon after, pics of her showing off her nude body got leaked, and we all know how it got there. It wasn’t you Chris, right? Right, it wasn’t you.

Well, that’s about it. Let’s all cross our fingers for more scandals from these teen celebrities for 2010!

If there’s one good thing that Lindsay Lohan does, then that’s taking her clothes off. Well honestly it’s the only thing that keeps me interested since she’s basically throwing her career (if she even has one) and her life away. I mean, the booze and drugs are slowly shedding her youthfulness and are actually making her look like the present Courtney Love, so what else does she have to offer but go and strip down all the way to keep us looking.

Anyway, here are some quite successful attempts of Lindsay to catch our attention, her topless pics from Muse Magazine. I gotta say the girl still got some sweet creamy tits; those are probably the only things that doesn’t look old about her. Though she looks stoned (as always), Lindsay manage to give me a hard-on with these nudes. Good for her.

Drop by here to see more Lindsay Lohan nudes and scandals!

Add Blake Lively and red carpet events, and it would be no surprise that you’d see her in either ultra-low cut cleavage-revealing or ultra-short leggy dresses. In the Sherlock Holmes movie premiere, you got both! Here’s Blake Lively looking very classy and conservative in a see-though seemingly lingerie dress. Yes, that was sarcastic.

Blake is extremely sexual in every way possible and she knows it. That’s why she grabs every opportunity to flaunt her hot body. Maybe to get more attention? Well, as a young celebrity you need every attention you can get to stay in the limelight. Maybe to seduce more men because she’s damn tired of her boyfriend Penn Badgely’s boner? Well, she’s quite damn successful with that part.

One piece of advice for Blake: enough with the teasing. if you’re that hot and sexy, why not flaunt some more? We promise we’ll be kind in imagining you in every hardcore position there is. Pretty please?

Anyway, there are more of Blake’s teasing here, check them out and enjoy!

Unlike teen celeb Vanessa Hudgens, Rihanna learned well from her nude-pics-scandal incident. The lesson? Well, the entire world has already seen what is there to see, so why hesitate to flaunt them each chance you get? This is what Rihanna exactly did with her GQ photoshoot. A little more nipple exposure would have been nicer, but with her slutty poses and hungry-for-sex look, she has got us all contented.

Let’s just cross our fingers for now and hope we’ll see more of Rihanna next time. And with more, I mean more nudity. And not just tits and pussy exposure, but Rihanna doing the hardcore kinky stuff. Pretty sure there’s a sextape hidden somewhere, but until we find it, let’s just settle with the dirty stuff Rihanna has previously done, and you can find them here.